Sir Dirk-A-Lot

Jason's team gave us a terrific send off on Friday. Dirk did his own rendition of Baby Got Back which was highly entertaining. He was very creative! The lyrics follow below. Thanks to the HR Communications team for a wonderful party!

“We Like J-Dawg” by Dirk
(Performed to the tune of “I Like Big Butts")

We like J-Dawg, we cannot lie,
My teammates can’t deny
When the Dawg walks in with an ear-to-ear grin
And a “what’s up peeps?”
It’s time to have fun
The party’s just begun
Cuz you know his attitude’s slammin’,
And his wardrobe’s always jammin’.

He loves the double Ds,
Now get out of the gutter,
That’s Dunkin Donuts brother!
Their coffee is so nice,
Add in some munchkins and it’s
Another day in paradise.

But he hates the database
With Laura all in his face,
Sayin’ “I need the One HR updates!”
He’ll get them done today!

We like J-Dawg.
Yeah we like J-Dawg.

But J-Dawg’s not alone,
He’s got support at home,
A lovely wife named Shy
Who makes the best floor pie.
He’s also a great dad,
And Caylea’s never sad,
With Nintendo she’s got it on,
Just use that cluster bomb!

Yeah we like J-Dawg.

He’s on to bigger things,
And days of HR glory,
Before you leave make sure to finish
The One HR Insight story!

So teammates (yeah!), teammates (yeah!),
Will we miss our friend J-Dawg? (heck yeah!)
So let’s tell him
Without a doubt
Everybody can yell it out –

We like J-Dawg!
We like J-Dawg!